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Mr Chode 

Mr Chode is a name that is given to someone who has a unusually small,fat penis. It can also be used as a name for a penis if very small and fat.
kieran: My penis is 2 inches and 3 inches wide

John: Woow your Mr Chode

Joe: Aww man i don't know what to call my penis all the good names are taken
John: How big is it ?
Joe: 2 and a half inches
John: Why don't you call it Mr Chode
Mr Chode by Jambus October 29, 2010
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Mr. Chode 

Mr. Chode is the kind of person that you would find scrounging your basement floors for a can of SpaghettiOs or looking at your beautiful newborn daughter through the downstairs windows. A Mr. Chode is often blonde short and likes football.
"That guy over there won't stop looking at your daughter, be careful he looks like a Mr. Chode.
Mr. Chode by Muffinstuffer14 May 25, 2016
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Mr CH Ode 

A man with an unipressive, stumpy penis, possibly wider than it is long. Not to be confused with his friend, Mr SH Long
Hello, am i speaking to Mr CH Ode?

Unfortunately, yes
Mr CH Ode by Dictionroy January 26, 2010

Mr. Chidester 

His name may be long and strange but it sure is fun to pronounce.
He never forgets to bite his thumb at those who deserve it

such as Mrs. Liz or Mr. Faldie.
「ああ、あなたはMr. Chidesterうめき声を見ましたか?」
「チデスター氏は再びハエたたきを使用しています...」
「チデスター氏は彼の口に鉛筆を持っています!!!
Mr. Chidester by caligraphy April 10, 2019

Mr. Chidester 

The bestest teacher on the earf.
"hey do you know who the bestest teacher on the earf?"
"isn't it Mr. Chidester????"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026