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Mrs Nelson 

An English teacher that you just hate. The Mrs Nelson's of the world are usually old and have that amazing ability to give you a death stare that makes you want to go crawl underneath your desk and wait for the next nuclear bomb. They are sometimes but not always lesbian though they do show lesbian traits. If you know a Mrs Nelson I am sorry I really am.
Friend 1: Omg that person is giving me a death stare i think i might just go die now
Friend 2: she must be a Mrs Nelson
Friend 1: Agreed
Mrs Nelson by Hunters Waltz October 25, 2010
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Mrs. Nelson 

Sex position inspired by wrestling terminology.
A Full Nelson is a wrestling hold that is applied from behind. The holder hooks his arms under his oponent's arms, then clasps his hands behind his opponent's neck. A Half Nelson uses only one arm. A Full Nelson is very difficult to escape from.
A Mrs. Nelson is also applied from behind. The arms are hooked between the woman's legs, then the hands are clasped together behind her back. Also very difficult to escape from.
While he had her immobilized in a Mrs. Nelson, he buried his tongue in each of her holes.
Mrs. Nelson by Celestial Mechanic January 14, 2008

Mrs. Nelson 

A teacher who does nothing but judge you and will constantly pick on you. Sometimes she’ll even try to get you in trouble. She tends to pick favorites like the smart popular kids. She is mostly an ELA teacher and will give you a death stare. She’s very strict.
You with your friend walk into the class: oh no, Mrs. Nelson is here instead of a substitute

Your friend: dang it
Mrs. Nelson by YourRegularGeek June 28, 2022

mrs nielson 

happy teacher that hates loud kids
mrs nielson by agtfrhyjk;o March 7, 2019
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026