Comperstand 

Definition 1: To ask someone to make you understand something. Most of the time something questionable or with no answer.

Definition 2: Asking someone if they understood or heard what you said.

Def 1- Guy 1: Can someone comperstand for me why the hell on beyblade they shoot beyblades from helicopters?
Guy 2: ...I dont know.

Def 2- Guy 1: Hey man can you get me a Dr. pepper?

Guy 2: Huh? What did you say?

Guy 1: Did you not comperstand me? I said to get me a Dr. pepper while youre up.

Guy 2: Oh ok.

Comperstand by GutenTagFaust October 25, 2010

comprestand

To Comprehend and to understand at the same time, thus having a full comprehension and understanding of the situation or idea etc.

I comprestand what you mean about her amazing body.

I comprestand my rights Occifer.

comprestand by Curtis F. A.K.A C~Dawg September 6, 2005

Comprestand

Comprestand, to understand and comprehend at the same time. Meant to rid the English Language of confusion between understand and comprehend.

A. "I think I understand and comprehend what your saying."
B. "You fully comprestand my statement."

Comprestand by Mr. G. G. Ginger February 20, 2020

Cockerstand 

Big ass eggplant dick.

Girl- OMG YOU HAVE A COCKERSTAND!
Me- Yeah im finna rip you open with it

Cockerstand by Jalaxy April 20, 2023