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Candy Rape

The act of stealing ones candy or sweets against his or her will. It is a punishable crime that will result in the violator having to receive a 'slap' or 'rude gesture/remark' and in the worst case scenario the loss of a trusted friend.
A girl has just bought some candy.
Her friend: Could I please have some candy?
The rightful owner of the bag of candy: No!
The friend neglects the answer and grabs for the bag.
The girl screams: Stop thats “Candy Rape”!
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Rape Candy 

That generic Halloween you get that has no words on it. Only a single creepy image.. Like a Smiley face
Andrew bought that rape candy again... He's creepy as hell..
Rape Candy by Brian Heath Renner February 19, 2009

Rape Is Like Candy 

Rape is like candy, it's easy to take from babies and retards.

Originally Said by Tim Henson of the Distorted View Podcast. It's a meme among fans of the show.
Rape is like candy, It's easy to take from a baby.
Rape Is Like Candy by Kuja T November 28, 2007

candy raped 

to buy an assortment candy and to get mostly the worst flavor
I bought a pack of skittles and got candy raped by all of the lemons i got
candy raped by Mr.scratchie October 30, 2010