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brimistry 

(n.) Although kept secret from the police for years, this act of child abuse was finally exposed on the due date for the final copy of the students' science fair reports. The first victim was strangled to death by the person to which the term refers after he forgot to bring in a second copy. 5 others were injured after jumping out of the second story windows to avoid her wrath. The commotion resulted in a slow motion "running of the bulls" style chase of the survivors through the halls of a certain school.

(Alt Def.) Acts of unjustifiable touture againsts highschool students.
Hey man, what's up?

Dude...I've got brimistry this year.

*Inhales breath* Dude...I am so sorry.
brimistry by Ickra October 21, 2010
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Biomistry 

A subject taken by the benefit bunch who rarely attend school and believe they are well smart. Those who do biomistry also tend to do subjects such as histography, welfare studies and spary-tan-ology

Originally created by lower class traveller bitch Vicki Pollard played by Matt Lucas from little Britain who went to school once and said it was alright.
Vicki:
I done math or something or nothing, histography, biomistry, and what's that language where they're all talking some weird language and that and you can't really understand it.

Councillor:
French?

Vicky:
No, English.
Biomistry by Spubman April 13, 2020
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bromistry 

A bro-based vocabulary word combining bro and chemistry (in the sense of social chemistry). To get along incredibly well in a platonic manner.
Man, it was so fun to hang out with those dudes. We have the best bromistry.
bromistry by Anna Kipnis June 16, 2008
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026