Purple Lips
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Purple Lips
1. A strange man; accustomed to std's of various sorts, most typically herps. Named so by a condition which creates large purple lips of the face, purple lip's often acquired such a strange attribute from being the victim of parental child abuse, namely strangulation. However, a purple lips can thrive in society living only in the shadows donned in black leather. This condition can often contribute to premature balding, frequent masturbating, and booze induced evenings that more often than not lead to terrible tattooes of no significance. Memory's of those with the purple lip syndrome are often akin to those of stalkers and serial killers; extremely accurate to an eerie point.
2. To insert a male shaft into and out of your mouth slowly until release whilst being strangled.
2. To insert a male shaft into and out of your mouth slowly until release whilst being strangled.
1. person #1- "have you seen my black leather glove?"
purple lips- "of course! It's in your laundry hamper beneath the sock resting on your boxers"
person #1 - "....thanks??"
"mommy, I saw a purple lips in the alley!"
"we had better call the police dear"
2. "he purple lipsed me until I passed out."
purple lips- "of course! It's in your laundry hamper beneath the sock resting on your boxers"
person #1 - "....thanks??"
"mommy, I saw a purple lips in the alley!"
"we had better call the police dear"
2. "he purple lipsed me until I passed out."
Purple Lips by red lips October 22, 2010
purple lipstick
Hell yea I have worn purple lipstick that black chick tasted sweet.
You have worn purple lip stick? I didnt know you dated a black guy.
You have worn purple lip stick? I didnt know you dated a black guy.
purple lipstick by Tothmacher May 25, 2006
purpleliest
purpleliest by McKenzy Macintosh May 16, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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