9 definitions by Tothmacher
by Tothmacher May 20, 2006
by Tothmacher May 20, 2006
A sexual term to give some one a facial with out them expecting it. To walk up to a unexpecting person and ejaculate all over there face without warning or any prior sexual contact. Its called this because you "Just Do IT" you cant ask for permission you just do it.
My girlfriend was looking real hot just sittin on the couch watchin TV it made me so hard that I whipped it out and started beating it without her even noticing and then right when I was gonna blow I ran over and gave her a nike all over her face and she even liked it she cleaned me of with her tongue it was amazing!!
by Tothmacher July 11, 2006
Male masterbatury technique where one use his off hand to slam down on the head of his penis with his palm at the point of orgasm
by Tothmacher July 3, 2006
Hell yea I have worn purple lipstick that black chick tasted sweet.
You have worn purple lip stick? I didnt know you dated a black guy.
You have worn purple lip stick? I didnt know you dated a black guy.
by Tothmacher May 19, 2006
Guy1. So did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy2. Hell yea I nearly beat that bitch to death with my meat club!
Guy2. Hell yea I nearly beat that bitch to death with my meat club!
by Tothmacher June 8, 2006
Guy 1. So did you fuck that girl last night?
Guy2. Ya man nearly stabbed her to death with my meat spike
Guy2. Ya man nearly stabbed her to death with my meat spike
by Tothmacher June 8, 2006