Ignore the previous
definition of this place by me. I got
bored and randomly pinpointed a place in Scotland to make fun of. I've never even been haha. I also made fun of two of my good
friends from there, which was stupid. So anyhoo, here's the lovely truth about this grand wee town....
Strathaven is located down in South Lanarkshire, Scotland, just 23 miles from big bad Glasgow. It's got a bulky population of about 7,700 and was given the Royal Charter (Makes the town a special place) in 1450. It was a very
popular place for industries, until Glasgow had to be as big and
annoying as it is now and steal the business. But the wee Strathavenites carried on with their business. Even the Romans used this wee place as a market town before they got scared off by us wonderful (I mean barbaric) Scots. The town prospered in the 18th century and is still on the map surviving compared to other 'dying' Scottish towns being overrun with underage alcoholics and reprobates. It's a very nice place to live according to
people I know and that some famous people from history have resided there (Probably all anonymous to everyone outside Scotland). But I suggest everyone go take a visit to this supposedly lovely burgh, but do try and avoid ugly East Kilbride on the way there! Unless you want to break your face whilst ice skating and firecrackers launched at you outside of Argos, but that's a different matter! Also, those two
friends are
amazing and I love them both.
Person 1 - Hey dude, want to
head Strathaven?
Person 2 - Sure! I don't want to break my face!
Person 3 - Hey, we should
head to Strathaven later
Person 4 - You're right, that place has a lot going for it
Person 5 - STRATHAVEN IS
AWESOME! BRING ON THAT AWESOMENESS! FEEL THAT AWESOMENESS!
Person 6 - ...
