anisonomy
anisonomy by uttam maharjan October 12, 2010
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avisodomy
the action of having intercourse with an avian (eg turkey, chicken) and killing it for sexual gratification.
(breaking the bird's neck or cutting its throat will cause mass muscle spasms, which apparently would feel good if you had your dick up its ass, and being a creature with a cloaca, of course you would)
(breaking the bird's neck or cutting its throat will cause mass muscle spasms, which apparently would feel good if you had your dick up its ass, and being a creature with a cloaca, of course you would)
according to Donatien Alphonse-François de Sade a variant of avisodomy was to be found in the parisian brothels of his day. It was accomplished, as described by the Marquis, in this way: " ... the girl holds the bird's (turkey's) neck locked between her thighs, you have her ass straight ahead of you for prospect, and she cuts the bird's throat the same moment you discharge.
avisodomy by Teh Revenant September 16, 2007
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Fruitcakes-Anonomys
It is not so much a physical object more of a beliefe or a religion,if you will. It stands for a variety of large bootys and music by Seal. Not the animal kind, but the "Kiss from a Rose" kind. Some of the most common symptoms of Fruitcakes-Anonomys are watching Radar Men From the Moon vol. 2 chapters 7-12, or playing endless hours of Sega Saturn.
"Look at yourself! Fruitcakes-Anonomys."
"What do you want for dinner?"
"Ill have some Fruitcakes Anonomys."
"Careful, you dont want you to fall and break your Fruitcakes-Anonomys."
"Gimme Fruitcakes-Anonomys on the rocks."
"Baby! I Compare You to a Kiss from a Rose on the Grey, OoOoOhhh The more I get of you,Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey."
"Dont let your Fruitcakes-Anonomys go to waste, young man."
"What do you want for dinner?"
"Ill have some Fruitcakes Anonomys."
"Careful, you dont want you to fall and break your Fruitcakes-Anonomys."
"Gimme Fruitcakes-Anonomys on the rocks."
"Baby! I Compare You to a Kiss from a Rose on the Grey, OoOoOhhh The more I get of you,Stranger it feels, yeah.
And now that your rose is in bloom.
A light hits the gloom on the grey."
"Dont let your Fruitcakes-Anonomys go to waste, young man."
Fruitcakes-Anonomys by Bill+Pot=High March 1, 2005
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
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