Blonde Envy 

1. There are two kinds of people in the world, those that are true blondes and those who wish they are.
2. Women who mistake IQ with hair color and use it as a basis for criticism.
3. Men who ask their girlfriends to dye their hair blonde.

Mark told his wife that she would be sexier if she lightened her hair, he has blonde envy.

Blonde Envy by SakeenahQ8 February 7, 2009

Blonde Envy 

-After a blonde goes brunette and sees blonde hair, then regrets changing her hair

-When a blonde dyes her hair brown/dark, then sees other blondes and wants her old golden locks back

-Seeing blonde/light hair and wishing your hair was like that

I'm having blonde envy after watching that episode of The Girls Next Door.

Blonde Envy by kittylucious October 4, 2010

Blonde Envy 

A Woman who wishes she was blonde.

She looked at her long silky hair naturally blonde hair and wished she were herself were blonde. she had Blonde Envy

Blonde Envy by anonymous February 17, 2021