5 definitions by SakeenahQ8

Top Definition
1. There are two kinds of people in the world, those that are true blondes and those who wish they are.
2. Women who mistake IQ with hair color and use it as a basis for criticism.
3. Men who ask their girlfriends to dye their hair blonde.
Mark told his wife that she would be sexier if she lightened her hair, he has blonde envy.
by SakeenahQ8 February 06, 2009
Someone who farts a lot or lets really loud farts.
Never go to a nice restaurant with Jeremie, he can't control his thunder britches, SOOO embarassing.
by SakeenahQ8 February 17, 2009
A woman with black or dark brown hair dyes her hair blonde with horrifying results.
"look at the dark roots on that blondie in a bottle."
by SakeenahQ8 February 07, 2009
A woman who has grandchildren or is old enough to, but is still sexy.
I don't care what anyone says, Sara's mom is Grannylicious.
by SakeenahQ8 April 17, 2009
Fartalogia is a pathological liar when it comes to farts; blame it on the dog, screeching chair, stepped on a frog, barking spider.
Hey, it stinks in here, that wasn't a screeching chair, you suffer from fartalogia!
by SakeenahQ8 February 25, 2009

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