syncrobation 

Syncrobation is when your masturbation clock synchs up with your bud's and the cumforting truth emerges -- probably through some kind of chat -- that you have both just simulwanked. If you are within high fiving distance though that truth becomes terror or leads to sex.

"Dude, how's it going?"
"Good. Just finished jerking off, about to play some videogames."
"Dude, me too!"
*both* "Syncrobation five! o/ \o"

syncrobation by Raoul Duke... Nukem October 4, 2010

Syncopation 

Syncopation
Syncopation, where one is so constipated, they sing!
But if they are in a 50 mile range with someone else, they sing in sync

"Woah dude! Did you see how syncopated that girl was? She could work for the opera!!"

'Syncopation is a serious thing' - ad for anti syncopation cream

Syncopation by AnnoymousDuck_ March 1, 2019

syncopation 

The accenting of an unconventional pattern of beats to create a rhythm, such as the first and fourth beats in a 4/4 time signature.

An example of syncopation is Flamenco dance, in which the offbeats of the musical rhythm are accented by the steps of the dancer.

syncopation by Arcata Care Bear December 14, 2014