Death Bark Share definition Flag When a dachshund fucks you up the ass with his snout and then you shit out your dick. Dude last night was crazy. I was in bed and all the sudden my dog just started giving me a death bark. It hurt like a bitch. Death Bark by asslicker22 October 1, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the Death Bark mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch