Hobo Hug 

*The act of drawing a friend in for a hug, locking them in said embrace and urinating. The desired effect being that the hugger's urine is visible on the the huggee.

*Said act is best performed whilst intoxicated, for as sobered minds prevail, the amusement starkly declines.

I have to take another shower cause Joey was screwing around and hobo hugged me before my date.

hobo FingA Grandpa Hug

Hobo Hug by Gester Ghost September 23, 2010

hobo hug buddy 

An excuse to hug a person when you don't like to hug anyone else. You call this person your hobo hug buddy in order to avoid offending any of these other people. Then you ask for their money.

Random friend: Can i have a hug?

You: I don't really like to hug...

Hobo hug buddy: Can I have a hug?

You: Sure!

Random Person: :(

You: Sorry, she IS my hobo hug buddy.

You and Hobo Hug Buddy In Unison: Can I have your money now?

hobo hug buddy by ivy anders June 29, 2011