"I hate Steve. I caught him having sex with my boyfriend, Fred. Steve is such a fucking banana bandit."
by deadapostle March 26, 2009
This is a racial term for a person of black skin or African origins, it is often used because of the racial stereotype of black people looking like monkeys.
by Cayk September 20, 2010
someone who participates in the act of coitus interruptus with total disregard for clothing and furniture, typically resulting in some type of stain resembling a banana slug trail, often the perpetrator is hard to uncover, thus dubbing them a bandit.
ex 1
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?
man 2: oh shit!!!
man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today
ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!
man 1: dude whats that on your shirt?
man 2: oh shit!!!
man 1: dude, you shoulda changed before you went out today
ex 2
Jeff: you don't want to sit on that couch, the banana slug bandit struck last night!
by 1armwonder March 22, 2010
by Stretch AKA Slim October 29, 2023