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Piss-Shot 

The piss shot happens either while getting a blow-job or receiveing a wank, near the crucial point of ejaculation you cover the tip of your penis with your foreskin, then hold it closed with your fingers, it is crucial she is on her knees and close to your penis,start pissing with the foreskin still closed, within the next few seconds the foreskin will expand and eventualy your fingers wont be able to hold it all back and both the piss and cum explode on her face, while shes realising what happend you have to walk away,with your pants down if nessisary, and without looking back say: "you just got pissed-jobbed"
i gave that bitch a piss-shot, she swallowed a little, ohhh right
Piss-Shot by hal-leo September 18, 2010
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piss shot 

the act of taking a shot of piss
bob: hey man i will give you $5.00 if you take a piss shot.

Tom: you want to pay me to take a shot of piss? OK.
piss shot by Wicked Voodoo Killa January 26, 2008

Piss Poor Shot

This definition refers to a guy's inability to aim his cock when he's taking a piss. This lack of skill is quite apparent when the perp is done and there are yellow pee stains on the toilet rim and floor. Some douche bags don't even bother to lift the toilet seat and piss all over it as well. Ya gotta wonder when you see pools of pee on the floor in front of a urinal only a few inches from a dude's dick how he can manage to fuck that process up. Perhaps some day somebody will patent crosshairs for dicks so a sporting guy can practice his marksmanship.
Guys; don't be a piss poor shot. Aim your cock like you aim your Glock! - And remember to flush!

Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th 

Daddy hits piss missile with cock and smacks swamp donkeys 450 feet to center field
Dam, he hit a Daddy Hack LaSteroid Piss Missile Swamp Donkey Cock Shot 450 Center Field the 4th!

triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot 

a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot is when your playing rocket and you score a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot
while I was playing rocket league I scored a triple flip reset musty no-scope piss fart among us at 3am backboard sus shot!

shotgun piss 

The kind of piss you take right after a hard fapping that sprays in streams because the inside of your urethra is so sticky
I just took a shotgun piss all over your toilet Sara.
shotgun piss by OneHandTyper January 5, 2014
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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