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Justify by anonymous February 21, 2022
The ability to be a total swine/moron/idiot/liar and then when discovered to whine/moan/complain and make out that its everyones problem and fault but not yours.
"My God, I cannot believe it- first he sleeps with his sister while she was passed out- and then he did a total Justify on the situation!"

"I know I stole it, but it wasn't my fault- let me Justify!"
Justify by Vezy July 5, 2008
a cool awesome amazing handsome exquisite amazing epic fine fancy dandy attractive gentleman. justify has 4 wives, billionaire, ceo of 8 companies with 20 headquarters worldwide, well respected all around the world, and an excellent gentleman overall. cower in his presence
justify is a cool guy
justify by justifyman August 29, 2023
(In typography terms) To adjust the spacing of words and letters in a line of text so that both the left and right margins are straight.
Please justify the text in this paragraph.

Justify, argue, defend, or explain

(To be abbreviated j.a.d.e): four things you never do in front of people who a) don't care about you or b) who are toxic.
Trying to justify, argue, defend, or explain 🤔 to a Democrat why you like either Trump or Reagan?.... youre just wasting your time

Justificationology 

A justificationology is used when somebody wants you to believe they are apologizing, however, its apparent that they're really using the apology as a front for more of a justification of whatever they've done. It is not a true heartfelt apology.
Jack: I apologize but I really just feel like this is why I...
Jill: Uh, is this a justificationology or are you really sorry?
Jack: I'm just saying that I did that because I...
Jill: Justificationology. DYSAB.