Significant Brother

What two bros in a bromance call eachother. Not to be confused with a homosexual relationship, using this term signifies a strong friendship between two completely straight males. Significant brothers have love for eachother but are not in love with eachother.

Girl: Are you gay?
Bro: Nah, I just have a significant brother.

Some Kid: Do you know Sean?
Some Bro: Know him? Bro, He's my significant brother!

Significant Brother by BigMac12 September 10, 2010

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Significant Brother

A committed partner in a long-term bromance.

Dirk: Hey, you wanna go to the bar tonight?

Lewis: Maybe but I'll have to check with my significant brother first.

Significant Brother by mommysdirtypillows October 19, 2009

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Significant brother

A man married to his sibling/step-sibling.

Pam: did you hear Brittany got married? I wonder who the groom is...
Karen: oh, she married her step brother. Such a good love story, when one finds romance with their significant brother.

(Cue banjos)

Significant brother by BabsCatfish August 2, 2019

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Brothers before significant others

Bros before Hoes

Guy 1: Hey I'm about to watch this new episode of skins, is that ok?

Guy 2: Wtf I told you I wanted to watch that

Guy 1: But I really like this girl, and itd be a great new discussion area for us

Guy 2: Fuck you man, brothers before significant others

Brothers before significant others by Adamkos101 December 2, 2011

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

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