Teerow

A mythical bearded wizard of Chinese, Japanese, Siamese or some kind of Asian persuasion who spits metaphorical oracle fire from his tongue and dispenses tow trucks and/or diapers with a flick of his wrist. Usually seen with a beautiful and fashionable siren at his side .

Yeah! That man's a grey teerow!

Teerow by YouAintGottaKnowMyName! September 8, 2010

Teeroy'ing 

The act of saying odd, disturbing, and comical things for no apparent reason. Often making the party being Teeroy'd feeling scared,awkward, or out of place. Usually done when someone is high, out of it, or tripping off acid.

Male Senior: Ay Little Boy, Ay!
Male Freshman: Huh?
Male Senior: I'll suck yo dick for a dolla nigga!
Male Freshman: Ummm Ummm No Thanks (Walks away)
Senior: You just mad you got a small penis!
Friends: (Laugh) Dude you Teeroy'ing

Teeroy'ing by Teeroyzz August 4, 2009

teerowed

A dogs reaction from being hoodwinked by his master.

Look! I have put a box on top of the dog in a moment he will be teerowed.

teerowed by Piezy backwoods yandell August 14, 2011

Teebowl 

n. 1)Wherever the Denver Broncos are going instead of to the league championship game.

2) Any disappointing event attended reluctantly when God doesn't come through.

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Don't cry dear. I'm sure you'll have just as much fun at the Teebowl as you would have had at the State champioships. Maybe next year Jesus will love you and want you for a sunbeam.

Teebowl by gnostic1 January 25, 2012

Therow 

When a sad turd attempts to escape the clench of the rectum.

While I was sitting with my women I had a therow.

Therow by My Women August 1, 2017

Teeroy Jenkins 

Pronounced: "Tee.roy Jen'kins" is the act of pooping in one's butt and having them poop in your butt. Afterwards, you continue pooping back and forth repeatedly.

After hours of Teeroy Jenkins I was exhausted and needed to take a shower because I felt extremely dirty. Poopsicles.

Teeroy Jenkins by Troy Metcalf January 14, 2008

teeron 

He'll take your bitch. Has a penis that is nine inches long. Has more Roblox girlfriends than you. Will not rape you

My name is Dakin. My wife just took the kids. She left me for this guy teeron. Can someone please pay my rent?

teeron by dakin has a short one December 17, 2018