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Lörsday 

An international holiday in which Lör assembles in the hall of Lör for the fate of humanity in order to slay their weekly quota of dragons. Lörs day is also known by common folk as Thursday (usually). It is followed by Post-Lörsday, the day of rest. The day preceding it is known as Pre-Lörsday, the day of anticipation. Attending the ceremonies of Lörsday is sure to give any straight man, woman, or lesbian an instant Lörgasm. It is unknown why gay males are unaffected by their sheer epicness.
Have you heard that new band Lör? Apparently every Lörsday they sacrifice a single infant just to be epic.
Lörsday by Funkasaurus January 16, 2010
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Black LUEsday 

The act of commiting mass LUEicide on Tuesday because a "Dutch people unite!" thread was retardedly deleted for "Flooding/Board Invasion."
Black LUEsday by dj gs68 August 4, 2003

Black LUEsday 

The day that TealMarie went to the Pokemon message board at GameFAQ'S on a dare and asked why pikachu is yellow.
Black LUEsday
Black LUEsday by no December 15, 2003

Black LUEsday 

The day that evens on LUE caused a mass LUEicide.
guys wut is black luesday??!?
Look it up on UD, you noob.
Black LUEsday by TheHyren February 17, 2004

thursday lurday 

A confusing attempt to create a rhyme out of the word "Thursday", used to describe an event in which one gets high on a Thursday night, rather than on the weekend.
"Billy, it's only Thursday, how could you be getting high right now?"
"thursday lurday lol"
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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