swampas 

a raw burning sensation between the thighs or groin region due to excess moisture and friction. Can be produce from tramping, running or abnormal ball sweat.

serve cases can lead to panty rot, fanny rot or chaffing.

HICK DAD "ma. i think i've got swampas"
HICK MUM "god damn Cletius i told you you got to keep it clean down there"

swampas by rangi February 20, 2004

swampshire

when no simple thing is easy due to the fact one is extremely high or zooted

"you tryin to make a quesadilla?"
"nah man, way to swampshire"

swampshire by jon loan June 27, 2012

swampage

When you are completely wet from your ass crack to the top of your back. Causes extreme wetness and grossness. Usually caused with direct sunlight.

Jesus dude, i don't want to play basketball anymore until you wipe yourself down with a towel, you have massive Swampage.

swampage by Swampage April 17, 2008

Swamps of Dagobah 

The Swamps of Dagobah (also known as Rotten Anus) refers to an iconic Reddit comment telling the story of probably the most disgusting and vomit-inducing medical operation ever recorded. I do not advise reading the comment while eating unless you have a strong stomach.

“I just read the Swamps of Dagobah comment.”
“What’s that?”
“Don’t ask.”

Swamps of Dagobah by DeaconTheBassGuy January 18, 2022

Swampass City 

A hot and humid weather condition that causes one to have swampass immediately upon stepping outside.

Aw man, I'd stay inside if I were you. It's swampass city out there - might ass crack has been like the planet Dagobah all day.

Swampass City by Jimbo12341177 July 21, 2011

Swampass 

Is the condition when you sweat a lot in the ass/ball region and it releases a terrible smell. Other factors that add to the condition is not wiping properly and not showering daily.

I was standing behind Jordan and he smelled bad I said wow you have some bad swampass.

Swampass by Trace S. January 25, 2007

Swampus 

An amphibious descendent of the octopus that will live 100 million years from now. It will be poisonous, with venom powerful enough to kill a modern day elephant.

Oh crap! That lurk fish is going to eat the swampus!

Swampus by Mithrandir3791 April 25, 2004