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crapidation 

An advanced state of fear or uneasiness about the future or a future event that leaves one with irritable bowel syndrom; beyond trepidation.
Bob: The regional manager wants me to put in for this promotion and sadly, I think I'm likely to get the job.

Sue: That's great news, right? You don't sound too pleased.

Bob: Well, the pay is much better but I'll have to manage a bunch of slackers that all hate me. I was so nervous about it today that I sharted myself.

Sue: Bummer, it sounds like you are harboring some serious crapidation over the whole thing.
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crapulation 

Congratulating someone on a shitty job well done.
Crapulation on doing that girl and then realizing she was your cousin you idiot.
crapulation by DrumLoud August 5, 2003

craplication 

A crappy aplication on Facebook that is lame and makes everything even buggier than it already is.
I wish people would quit sending me Farmville and all these other craplications.
craplication by cabajul April 1, 2010

crapstation 

a word used to descibe sony's crappy video game system quality.
my crapstation crapped out on me again. maybe i shoulda bought microsoft or nintendo.
crapstation by metroider May 15, 2005

craziation

Crazy creation. Crazy creativity. Crazy by design. Insanely creative
That 200hp VW powered off road riding lawn mower is a craziation!
craziation by sane-shane October 21, 2011

Crapulation 

When you are having sex and then one of you poops/craps.
a man and woman are having sex when all of a sudden the woman says "god damn i got to shit" then she craps. That is crapulation.

Premature crapulation (PC) 

Occurs when a man or woman experiences the need to drop a deuce and feels their poo starting to exit their bunghole or even expels a tiny bit of poo soon after the call of nature begins but doesn't reach the toilet in time.
After I pounded those protein bars about 30 mins later I was rushing to the bathroom but experienced another bout of Premature crapulation (PC) before I could get there.