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rock monster 

a crack zombie; all they live and fien for is crack rock
rock monsters got their name from their monster-like appetite for crack
rock monster by JCarter March 10, 2009

rock monster 

An ugly fat girl...often one who thinks they are stunning and is plastered in make up. Which is so thick it is hard...hence the "rock".
"look at her, she's a rock monster"
rock monster by ants June 17, 2005

monster rock 

A subgenre of rock defined by its infectious, hypnotic hard rock beats and spooky riffs. See fiendcore or horror punk.
This monster rock tune is catchy.
monster rock by Mike August 11, 2004

rockmonster 

"yo son i gave a rock to that rockmonster down the street and she sucked my dick for it but it wasn't as good as a normal crackwhore because she is a rockmonster."
rockmonster by White foolio March 29, 2004

Mr. RockMonster 

Oh, look a RockMonster.

Mr. RockMonster is a cool rock
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026