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Guylemma
(2nd alternate definition to guylemma)
Guy trying to please his SO fails regardless of what effort he puts forth. Fellow can't decide which direction to go because he's damned either way.
Guy trying to please his SO fails regardless of what effort he puts forth. Fellow can't decide which direction to go because he's damned either way.
1.
Bob: Hey honey, look at the cute yoga jacket I got you from that new shop!
Betty: Umm, you said you'd be home early and you were shopping?!
Bob: But, but... ugh, what a guylemma. I was shopping for you!
Betty: What did you say?
Bob: Hrmph...
2.
Bob: Dude, hey, I'm not sure what yoga jacket to get my wife. I think she wears a larger size than this, but if I get her the XL, she'll think I think she's fat.
Dude: Whoa, quite a guylemma you're in there my brother. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Bob: Hey honey, look at the cute yoga jacket I got you from that new shop!
Betty: Umm, you said you'd be home early and you were shopping?!
Bob: But, but... ugh, what a guylemma. I was shopping for you!
Betty: What did you say?
Bob: Hrmph...
2.
Bob: Dude, hey, I'm not sure what yoga jacket to get my wife. I think she wears a larger size than this, but if I get her the XL, she'll think I think she's fat.
Dude: Whoa, quite a guylemma you're in there my brother. Damned if you do, damned if you don't.
Guylemma by chromedude July 23, 2010
Guilemma
Pronounced: Guy - lemma.
Abstract noun.
A problem typical of or exclusive to a male. Usually with two possible solutions.
Abstract noun.
A problem typical of or exclusive to a male. Usually with two possible solutions.
Person A: "Hmm, I could hang out with you and get drunk, but I really should spend some time with my girlfriend."
Person B: "Typical guilemma."
Person B: "Typical guilemma."
Guilemma by Clockwork Kid June 8, 2009
Nutshot
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026
Nerd neck
A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026