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meatbeast 

A girl with insatiable hunger for the man meat.
Man, that meatbeast loves her bathroom parties.
meatbeast by The Lizardardo January 19, 2009

meatbeast 

When a person becomes so drunk and hungry that they will eat anything, including biting the people around them.
When Erik gets wasted he becomes the meatbeast and bites everybody in sight.
meatbeast by Beer Wolfe November 29, 2007

Meatesta 

1) The mass consumption of various types of meat (wings, sausage, ribs, etc.) in a manner that resembles a fiesta
2) The combination of the words "meat" and "fiesta" to describe a single event which combines the two into the coolest thing ever
3) An event similar to a fiesta, except only pertaining to meat
4) The single greatest event that concerns meat
5) The gathering of friends for the sole purpose of consuming a ton of meat
1) Before heading off to college, Guy 1 wanted to have a really awesome party, so he called up all of his friends and they ate a shit ton of wings, sausages, ribs, chicken, and many other various types of meat; they named it, "the Meatesta"
2) "Yo dude, we should have a fiesta. Except with nothing but meat. We should call it the Meatesta!"
Meatesta by AJ Plight September 7, 2013

Megabeast 

A person, specifically an Asian person, who is too boss at doing anything, especially math. Shy at first, but get to know him and he'll blow your brains out from his epicness.
Dude, did you hear about that Asion boy, Daniel? He won 1st place in some math contest. He's such a megabeast.
Megabeast by Iloveblondieserryday August 13, 2012

Meatblast 

On the occassion that you are pissed off, or just horny, at or for another dude, you pull out your genitalia, and slap them against any part of the body of said dude. Loud yelling of "MEATBLAST!" must follow, and a joyful dance symbolizing your superiority over them.
I was taking a hot soapy shower with Brian Silvercock, and he bent over to wash off the shampoo, and I meatblasted his bare back. My friends, who were also in the shower, gave me a high five... No Homo!
Meatblast by Brian Silvercock July 30, 2009

Meatbat muncher 

A female who voraciuosly swallows cock. She is constantly looking to give head, as if it was going out of style. Her day is based on getting a piece of "meat" in her mouth.
Dude she is such a meatbat muncher! Shes doesnt want to fuck but just suck on my cock all day
Meatbat muncher by Seth and Rman October 9, 2008