Haysooz 

1.) The Mexican pronunciation of "Jesus."

2.) A more playful/sarcastic/humorous/et cetera way of saying "Jesus." Is used in place of Jesus. Also used to emphasize a point or statement.

Pronunciation: "hey-zeus."

Only to be used online. Do not say haysooz in real life unless you are addressing someone who's name is actually Jesus, or else you will sound like a complete asshole.

Elle: I just had a Skarsgasm.
Alejandro: haysooz!

Matt: Haysooz! Lady Gaga's Alejandro music video is so explicit!

Haysooz by bananemadchen July 11, 2010

Hansoozle 

v. to get an unsuspecting colleague drunk beyond recognition.

On Saturday afternoon I was totally hansoozled.

Hansoozle by MyKingswayHouseHasAMoat October 30, 2013

Haysoos 

It's the Spanish way to say "Jesus". Except Mexicans call their child this, for being Mexican. The guy, Haysoos, will be the best guy you will ever meet, he's absolutely the most amazing guy ever. He's wonderful and marvelous. You'll love everything about him. He'll make your days better in every way possible.

Haysoos is the best guy in the world :)

Haysoos by BrainlessTeen August 17, 2011