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Obamalaser 

A metaphor used by certain politicians to describe the depth and degree of focus and concentration upon a singular issue, to the exclusion of all other issues, that is of paramount importance at that particular moment in time. The use of this metaphor is commonly employed when addressing the concerns of citizens/voters that the candidate has not, in fact, ignored such singular issue of concern. Nevertheless, the mere use of such a metaphor operates as a tacit admission by the politician that he/she has indeed ignored the issue. Metaphorically speaking, the life of an obamalaser is very short-lived, has a very poor aim and focus, and changes targets on virtually a daily basis, and is consistently ineffective; hence, continuous use of this metaphor has been proven to cause permanent damage to one's credibility.
Person A: Obama's the man! He just said he was to focus on the economy like a laser beam!

Person B: That's funny, yesterday he said he was going to focus like a laser beam on the oil spill in the Gulf! By the way, how's the unemployment rate?

Person A: Still lousy. How's the oil spill?

Person B. Still gushing.

Person A: I guess problems can't be solved by using an obamalaser.
Obamalaser by BA from PA July 7, 2010
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Obamalaise 

The sorry state of the economy, unemployment, and wage stagnation experienced due to the economic policies of Barack Obama and his administration.
Joe couldn't find a job and his unemployment was running out. If only the country could get past this dark period of Obamalaise then maybe things would get better.
Obamalaise by MikeyMikeMikey November 11, 2011
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Obamalover

A follower of Barrack Hussein Obama. Someone who blindly follows Obama no mater what he says or does. Most obamalovers are liberals who reject any valid criticism of Obama, and often refer to his critics as "racists". Obamalovers are often unreasonable and are not able to partake in any discussions that have negative reflections on Obama.
That obamalover doesn't understand that printing and spending money without the wealth to back it up will cause severe inflation and devalue the dollar.
Obamalover by Matt The Hauler August 26, 2009

obamanater

A nickname, for presidential hopeful Barack Obama, that exudes his general tendency to rally large masses of people to his support.
The Obamanater took Iowa.
obamanater by Dishoap January 11, 2009

Obamanader 

People that support Barrack Obama but yet support Ralph Nader.
"Look at that guy! He's wearing an Obama shirt but a Nader hat! He's an Obamanader!
Obamanader by x_noodles54 March 18, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026