fanaked

The act of being naked while having a fan blow across ones man/woman bits in an attempt to cool down during hot days. Also works well in an attempt to relieve stinging, itching or burning.

Man, those hot wings left my anus on fire! I need to get fanaked when I get home.

fanaked by poke_hippo July 3, 2010

Fanked

Fanked, orginating from the verb 'to fank' is 'to shank' some person or general being with a fork.

The action is described as follows: As person A goes to stab person B, person B withdraws his (or her) fork and traps the knife twisting it away.

Though not widely known of, fanking can provide an effective defence against knife attacks.

The sister verb of to fank, 'to spank' is the same action but with a spoon, however this is usually not as effective.

Yeah this janner came up to me and tried to shank me so I fanked him right back,

Fanked by btrev October 19, 2010

Fanked

The way a sober person acts when surrounded by several drunk people; Fake Tanked

"I am so fanked guys!"

Fanked by Christine and Kristen September 7, 2005