1.) Samsung Fan: I like Samsung phones.
Android Fan: I like
Android phones, but I respect your opinion.
Samsung Fan: Me too.
2.) Blackberry Fan: Hey, check out my awesome new phone!
Fandroid: Awesome...awesome? You dare call that obsolete waste of the Earth's materials awesome? Android is
the best thing to ever exist. EVAR.
Blackberry: Well Android is admittedly cool, but I only use my blackberry for wor-
Fandroid: Work?!? What kind of work do you
accomplish with that? Oh yeah...nothing! You can't accomplish anything. Leave society NOW and come back when you have cleansed your horrid soul of that disgrace to technology advanced, and buy the dominant HTC phones!!!
Blackberry Fan: *crawls into fetal position*