Willy Wompus 

A word that you use when you want to say "Retarted" infront of those people who are extremely anal about people saying "Retarted"

Dude 1: "Dude i just fell off my skateboard and broke my arm!"

Dude 2:"Bro that looks serious!It's all...Willy Wompus!"

Willy Wompus by Ominous Dude June 28, 2010

Wolly Wompus 

A large human. Is often fat and blubbery. May waddle when walking, and has hippo-like features. Characteristics such as being loud, ghetto, and obnoxious may occur frequently.

Guy 1: Hey what did you do last night?
Guy 2: Oh not much, just chilled with this girl I know.
Guy 1: That wolly wompus that lives next door to you, doesn't count.

Guy 2: Haha very funny, as if she could fit through her front door.

Wolly Wompus by wollywollywompus November 4, 2012

willywomps 

A slur for Anglos with a superiority complex based on a fictional British food made of raw clams and dirty pennies mixed together. The dish was imagined by TikToker @min.aaaa1: "You think you're cool just because you eat some of the worst dishes conceived by mankind. Huh? You eat something called willywomps and it's just raw clams and dirty pennies mixed together." Can be used to refer to the food or the individual.

Just because they run around with that accent and eat willywomps don't mean their sh*t don't stink.

I'm gonna smack this smug-ass willywomp if he says one more stupid thing about race!

willywomps by RavenBillowOSinner November 24, 2021