Laxpie

When one cums inside of a Lacrosse pocket, and squeezes the pocket so it oozes out in an erotic fashion.

LJ: What the fuck Zac did you really Laxpie my stick again?!?

Zac: So guys, I gave LJ's stick the meanest Laxpie yesterday after practice. I can't wait to see how late he is to practice cleaning it tomorrow.

Laxpie by AffluentLaxbro June 28, 2010

LaPier 

A highly superior person, exuding the utmost regality and fortitude. LaPiers often demonstrate resilience, courage, confidence, practicality, sense, wisdom, and poise. They provide cohesion in their social groups due to their keen sense of humor and non-judgmental attributes. Generally, LaPiers possess exceptional livers, which aid in the consumption of adult beverages, for which they love to imbibe.

1. "LaPier power!"
2. "I wish I were a LaPier. They are so good-looking and popular and can manhandle the tequila with such gumption."

LaPier by TheWrecker February 5, 2010

Tyler Lapierre 

The greatest man in all existence. Creates and destroys worlds with the greatest of ease. Has never been with a woman without her screaming in orgasmic pleasure. The most interesting man in the world amity got Shit on Tyler Lapierre.

The man, the myth, the legend...Tyler Lapierre.

Tyler Lapierre by livepuppetshow January 8, 2013

LaPierre 

LaPierre. noun: a unit of measurement signifying 26 deaths by shooting.

E.g.: "There have been 5.6 LaPierres in the USA from Dec 14-24, 2012." (A true fact.)

LaPierre by Fudd, Elmer December 24, 2012

lappie 

another term for laptop

what kind of lappie do you want to buy? apple? dell?

lappie by myftsmls June 26, 2008

lapierre 

A mass shooting that takes place at a school or other public place. Named after Wayne LaPierre, who hijacked the formerly sensible NRA in 1977 and formed it into a lobby that bribes several congressmen to vote against reasonable gun control measures that most of America wants.

Students are subject to regular drills that demonstrate what to do in case of fire, tornado, or lapierre.

lapierre by butttt May 6, 2018

lampie 

variant of techies. get most of the shinyest toys to play with.
prefers the dark, reads under blue light for major parts of life.
uses lots of TLA's - DMX, 520's, P64...
but not as many as soundies

'its not my problem, go ask a lampie for it'
'i'm not the DJ, i'm a lampie'

lampie by andy February 13, 2005