matchdate 

Some one you have met on a web based dating site, such as Match.com or Plenty of Fish.

I was stood up at Starbucks by my matchdate, but I have 5 more guys in the works.

matchdate by amesababe June 27, 2010

matchateacos 

A Sonia Nevermind cosplayer who's known for snorting lemonade powder and worshiping a mannequin named Bethany. They've gained most of their popularity from insulting big creators and creating the iconic Komaru Fried Chicken video.

Oh hey! Is that matchateacos!? We better run before they start insulting us and snorting lemonade powder!

matchateacos by Hiyoko Kinnie 101 November 10, 2020

matchdotcommit

Meeting someone on an online dating site, emailing, and becoming committed to "seeing" only them (even though you never met.)

Jack: "I met this girl on Match.com"
Troy: "Really, how is it going?"
Jack: "Well she asked me to matchdotcommit, and I did"
Troy: "Dude, you need to go back to the bar scene...really."

matchdotcommit by JacknRochNY November 29, 2007

matchmaker

A person who feels the need to set people up with one another. Despite the fact they may ruin friendships.

"Would you stop playing matchmaker Erin?!?"

matchmaker by Katie Soulsby January 3, 2008

matchette 

a bachelorette who is looking for love on match.com

Dude, she's the perfect matchette for you!

matchette by red lace tattoo September 27, 2011

Matchaberrymako 

a horny shark, Voice and Porn Actress, Vtuber, and gremlin extraordinar. that really needs to get a life and will not hesitate to fuck your dad.

"damn have you watched Matchaberrymako? she really made me bust a nut the other day!"

Matchaberrymako by simp number 42069 July 23, 2021

Mathgate 

A scandal that erupted in the United States in 2009 when reports of jobs saved or created by President Barack Obama's stimulus plan came into question.

When the numbers were analyzed, serious errors were uncovered that revealed an overestimation of jobs saved, as well as the creation of jobs in Congressional districts that didn't exist.

As the story unfolded, it became quite apparent that calculating the number of jobs saved or created was an exercise in futility, since it was nearly impossible to determine if the equation used was accurate enough to make such grandiose claims.

Some government worker (GW): "Thank god for the stimulus plan, or I would have been fired."

Some skeptical dude (SD): "How do you know that?"

GW: "Shut the hell up. You hate Obama because he's black, just admit it!"

SD: "Not true. But just like Dick Nixon, Barack is lying to you and Mathgate will be his downfall."

Mathgate by Creative Destruction November 27, 2009