Baljorger

N: A douche bag who, by no drift of conference, goes jogging in the early morning with a hard on, whilst wearing incredibly loose shorts.

Joe: Hey, Tim, did you see Mr. Branson on your way in yesterday?

Tim: Yeah, he jogged to school, didn't he?

Joe: Yup. And guess what?

Tim: Wha- wait, no. No way... I don't need that mental ima-

Joe: Mhm. Total Baljorger. Almost puked.

Baljorger by Dr. F. Roy. Dean. Schlippe June 24, 2010

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Baljigger

An Aftican-American man who gravitates towards Indian women.

I heard Mark Lowry likes Indian pussy. He’s turning to a baljigger!

Baljigger by Shane Maclaren February 23, 2022

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Bajooger

A word used to sound more offensive than bajookie. Usually used in substitution for the N-Word to keep away from racial offense.

"you stupid Bajooger, Go back to Bajookiestan"

Bajooger by mintefans May 10, 2023

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Bajongers

A blowjob.

I heard the slut downton gave a great bajongers.

Bajongers by TheBestKiller51 August 31, 2025

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jiggaly barjogerly

Boshklay bong bong ziggly bop barjargaly bargaly

what you know about that Boshklay bong bong? What’s u know about that ziggly bop? On jiggaly barjogerly

jiggaly barjogerly by abellafrmdabay July 28, 2023

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Toe Rag

A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.

1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.

Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016

Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

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Eternity leave

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.

Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.

Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023

Word of the Day on July 23, 2026

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