hoon

to do unlawful acts wile in control of a vehicle.

we are goin' for a oon you wana come too.

by derek May 13, 2005

hoon

To ride one's motorcycle either alone or in a group. Can be determined and high speed, or just out for a Sunday run.

1: "Good hoon?" "Yeah, lamped it down the A13 at 130mph!"
2: "We're off for a hoon at the weekend - probably going to take in some Oxfordshire twisties, maybe stop for lunch if we find a nice pub".

by Norm September 08, 2003

hoon

(noun) a term used to describe marijuana

Do you have any hoon?, Let's blow some hoon., Where's the hoon?

by PatchisLive December 27, 2007

hoon

ye who creates donutes with automobiles or boats

look at that fucking hoon in the water

by casey September 07, 2003

hoon

any sexual organ or act not referred to in insult or used as an insult

"that dog is hooning that man's leg" or "that girl has very nice hoons" or "i hooned all over my new pants" but not "hoon you motherhooner!" or any such expletive context.

by Henson October 02, 2005

hoon

An American slang referencing an attractive woman or one that would warrant a shag under any circumstances.

Did you see that hoon?

I love hoons!

by Hoon Hitter October 10, 2007

hoon

A very attractive person, derived from the process of pointing and going, "Hot Or Not?". This has been shortened to the question, "Hoon?" through which the noun "Hoon" has arrived as simply denoting a right fittie.

Girl 1: What about him?
Girl 2: OMG, total hoon!

by loony_daydreams August 20, 2008