turd blanket

Taking a shit in a blanket

If you cant think of anything better to do, put a turd in a blanket, roll it up, then let the party begin. turd blanket

by kitchen_m_lundberg February 12, 2008

Turd Blanket

A bed of toilet paper placed at the bottom of a porta-potty to cushion the turd as it drops to prevent splash back and literal “blue balls”.

I didn’t want blue balls when shitting in the job Johnny so I was sure to put down a turd blanket.

by Cosbypoliton October 06, 2022

Turd Blanket

Ugly clothes wrapped around a real turd of a person; could attract attention of the urban fashion police.

Hey, check out the turd blanket. He must have scrounged all the finest dumpsters in town to find that shit!

by The Armorer June 19, 2010