A conquer-all, can be used in 99.9% of all situations. Known to explode when one Cup of your enemies ashes is thrown at another Cup of your enemies ashes. The name of the product should be bolded whenever possible.
Itchy? Pour Cup of your enemies ashes on your bedsheets. You have conquered itching!
by birchofacookie June 16, 2010
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