Reaing 

Prettending to read while having a severe hangover

Abe: dude, why is angie reading with her sunglasses on?

Ocram: oh, she's reaing

Abe: You mean reading?

Ocram: nah, reaing, she's prenttending to read, she vowed never to drink again because she couldn't hang

Reaing by Jabronnie June 17, 2010

Remington Leith 

The most sexiest vampire looking man ever.
His makeup is better than mine.

He is so hot, you can burn yourself if you touch him.

Another name for Remington Leith?
Sexy vampire

Remington Leith by Mikey_isn't_fucking_ready August 10, 2018

reading slump 

a readers worst nightmare.

not being able to pick up a book and read because you just can't, you just can't read.

person 1: "what's the matter with you?"
reader: " I CAN'T READ , NO BOOK IS GOOD ENOUGH, LEAVE ME ALONE, READING SLUMP

person 1: uhm..... okay.

reading slump by multifandom trash April 28, 2015

Reingold

A fucking retard. Likes to sit and spit on his fucking microphone at a table. He sells cookies because he is so poor. Pulls up in his car every weekday morning. Then he gets out of his car and tells kids to come to his car for free cookies. What a pedo. He loves looking ad girls ass.

Girl: stop looking at my ass. I don't want cookies. You are such a Reingold.
Due: want some free cookies and btw nice ass

Reingold by Riverdale Kingsbridge Academy February 13, 2018

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? 

Excuse Me but why are you reading this, and why are you here

stop and leave, cause WHY IS YOU READING THIS?

WHY IS YOU READING THIS? by Why you be reading this? November 12, 2019

I aint reading allat 

means ur not gonna read all that

arthur- (writes a long ass paragraph)

Glenn- i aint reading allat 😭🙏

I aint reading allat by vsonyx December 21, 2022

reading steiner 

in steins;gate, which has an anime, a visual novel and a manga, this is okabe rintaro's (the protagonist's) special power.
this special power allows him to remember things others can not.

'why did you use the name reading steiner, its so stupid'
'i can remember it because of my reading steiner'
'is reading steiner more of your delusional rubbish?'

reading steiner by thisyellocatnow October 20, 2018