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African Child 

(n) An "African Child" is an action by a respected person/group that made them lost credibility because said action was either politically motivated or preachy and not within that person/group's normal behaviour. Politicians and Journalists, for example, cannot do an African Child because political motivation is within their normal behaviour. African Childs are common among musicians, but not among Actors/Actresses. An African Child is akin to "selling out" or "finding religion" as downfalls of artists or celebrities.
American Idiot sucked, man, but it wasn't an African Child until they did a fucking musical.
African Child by Geoff Odens June 16, 2010
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numb like an African child 

Expression used when your body has become so numb from the cold or drugs that you wouldn't feel bugs crawling all over you if they were.
Woman: It's cold.
Man: Well, I'd be a gentleman and give you my jacket but I'm numb like an African child.

African Children 

A word used by parents to get their kids to finish supper.
Kid: *leaves a singular bean on the plate*
Mother: THERE ARE AFRICAN CHILDREN THAT EAT ONCE A MONTH AND YOU HAVE THE *AUDACITY* TO LEAVE FOOD WASTED
African Children by The Pasta Man October 1, 2020

African Children 

A delicious sustenance for which one eats.
Now leave and stop wasting your time you pathetic meat sack.
mmm, I'm a cannibal now.

IT WAS WORTH IT!!!!!!

why just to see African Children in a sentence?

starving children in africa

A way to make people realize their situation is not as important as they think, or would like to think. Especially handy when dealing with math teachers.
Mrs Garrison: you haven't turned in your math homework!
Student: There are starving children in Africa!
Mrs Garrison: That is so true...wow, that really lets me see my life through another perspective. I give you an A!
Student: Thank you, starving children in Africa!