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Secondsies 

1: To go for sexual intercourse a SECOND time with a person that was only a one night stand, or to simply have sex with a person for the second time

2: The 2nd round with someone for sex
Guy 1: Yeah, I think I'll bang her again
Guy 2: Seriously?
Guy 1: Yeah man, should be good
Guy 2: Adda boy, goin for Secondsies!
Secondsies by Jacoob19 June 11, 2010
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SecondSmear 

The second wipe on a roll of papyrus after the FirstWipe is completed after the stool gathers towards the hatch, alongside the perimeter.
Vogul never had a strong FirstWipe, but his papyrus was often heavily soiled after that SecondSmear. He was very well respected for this.

Dung Hoven walked out of the stall to show his boys his SecondSmear before he went back in to finish wiping.

Lots of men gathered around a group of guys wiping their asses in order to see if they had respectable SecondSmears.
SecondSmear by GerthPaul March 1, 2023
Grammatically incorrect form of the term "second year" used by some unfunny firsties who are trying to compensate for their lack of actual humour.
"Secondies is a word"- Aris Karamustafic
Secondies by theSecondYear September 26, 2018

Secondzies 

Dinner was delicious! Thank God, there is more. I’m going back for secondzies!
Secondzies by LLKIRSTIEBEAN October 29, 2018

secondgien 

She is a caring person, also she is the girl who fit your big dream about a girl she is everything, she is very dedicated about education and I Love Her very much. By the way im Augene!!!!
Secondgien, the person who loved animé and also a smart person.

Secondsetovic

Novak Djokovic dropping the first set, suddenly motivating him to take the second in a convincing fashion.
The young player thought he was winning the match, before secondsetovic appeared.
Secondsetovic by Bigbrain500 April 23, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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