A "firstnamer" (n.) is one who refers to an unknown, non-present party using only their first name whilst fully aware that those with whom he is presently speaking have no friggen idea who the other person is.
"Firstnaming" (v) is achieved by intentionally omitting key descriptors that generally precede an unknown person's name, such as, "my friend" or "this girl I work with". Such descriptors are a courteous way to avoid alienating the present party by acknowledging their lack of familiarity with the unknown person.
"Firstnaming" is occasionally committed by mistake, but more often is used as a conversational trick to create the illusion of great social reach and likability. This is generally the result of a strong desire for acceptance.
The act of "firstnaming" is frowned upon in many cultures for 1) adding layers of useless information, tension and complexity to an otherwise normal conversation, 2) being a cheesy way to invite discussion, 3) displaying a lack of security in the strength of one's personal relationships at the expense of other peoples time and energy.
"Firstnaming" (v) is achieved by intentionally omitting key descriptors that generally precede an unknown person's name, such as, "my friend" or "this girl I work with". Such descriptors are a courteous way to avoid alienating the present party by acknowledging their lack of familiarity with the unknown person.
"Firstnaming" is occasionally committed by mistake, but more often is used as a conversational trick to create the illusion of great social reach and likability. This is generally the result of a strong desire for acceptance.
The act of "firstnaming" is frowned upon in many cultures for 1) adding layers of useless information, tension and complexity to an otherwise normal conversation, 2) being a cheesy way to invite discussion, 3) displaying a lack of security in the strength of one's personal relationships at the expense of other peoples time and energy.
"...and then Steve was all like, dude you are the man for chugging that beer, and I was like, Yeah Steve you're so crazy man. Steve is so weird sometimes, you know?"
"I don't have any friends named Steve and don't know who the fuck you are talking about, man."
"Oh. Well, Steve's a buddy from work. You don't know him I guess."
"Yeah, you guessed right you fucking firstnamer. Get the fuck out of my face."
"I don't have any friends named Steve and don't know who the fuck you are talking about, man."
"Oh. Well, Steve's a buddy from work. You don't know him I guess."
"Yeah, you guessed right you fucking firstnamer. Get the fuck out of my face."
by rthomas22 June 9, 2010
A username that starts off with a common word (often a first name) and ends with a bunch of numbers. Sometimes two names are used at the beginning, but it is always followed by a bunch of numbers.
This is generally the result of attempting to acquire a specific username that had already been taken and settling for one that starts with the desired username, but given a number to indicate they're just one of many.
This acceptance of a generic numbered naming convention is often suggested as the result of an account created for a sophisticated conversational AI, or bot, designed to propagate misinformation. This notion is especially convincing when the apparent bot starts writing in grammatically/logically incoherent replies.
It should be noted that someone willing to accept a name with a bunch of numbers is equally likely to commit comments/replies with incoherent replies and unconfirmed assertions as any bot.
When used to address someone whose name ends with a bunch of numbers, it is almost always implied that the addressee has shitty opinions.
This is generally the result of attempting to acquire a specific username that had already been taken and settling for one that starts with the desired username, but given a number to indicate they're just one of many.
This acceptance of a generic numbered naming convention is often suggested as the result of an account created for a sophisticated conversational AI, or bot, designed to propagate misinformation. This notion is especially convincing when the apparent bot starts writing in grammatically/logically incoherent replies.
It should be noted that someone willing to accept a name with a bunch of numbers is equally likely to commit comments/replies with incoherent replies and unconfirmed assertions as any bot.
When used to address someone whose name ends with a bunch of numbers, it is almost always implied that the addressee has shitty opinions.
"Hello my name is Firstname Bunchofnumbers and i have some incredibly shitty opinions" ~ the first use of the term as used by wuooods
by b_b_OK June 15, 2020
What your name turns in to when the news station forgets your name. Family members include lastname firstname, firstname bunchofnumbers, null null, John Doe, and name here name here.
by Humanish September 28, 2020
SQL code to create a table in a database, some idiot websites can be hacked using this multiple times, like a DDOS attack.
P1: im bored im gonna type "CREATE TABLE Persons ( PersonID int, LastName varchar(255), FirstName varchar(255), Address varchar(255), City varchar(255) );" into a badly coded website
P2: no please no
P2: no please no
by somebodyortheother November 9, 2023