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Cold Smoke 

The delicious & joyful crystalline cloud of powder snow that bathes you in it's glorious chill when you're carving down a deep virgin run in the alpine splendiforousness.
Charty - Unreal conditions my brothers. The chest deep powder caressed my chiseled torso, streamed over my shoulders, & filled my smiling mouth as I assassinated the virgin fluff.

Jacko - I think I saw Jesus in the cold smoke today.

Gmember - Looked like Chuck Norris to me.
Cold Smoke by Tiburonian December 21, 2010
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Cold Smoke 

To beat the crap out of and/or kill someone out of hate or rage

originated in Compton California in the Early 80's

A great way of cooking salmon!
Eazy E, eazy Duz It - He pulled out his gat, I knew he wouldn't last
So I said to myself, homeboy, you better think fast
He shot , Then I shot

As you can see, I cold smoked his ass

ha ha

Tommy- Damn that Jimbo guys a dick
JR- Yeah man you gotta could smoke em
Cold Smoke by StingRayJJ64 June 1, 2010

Cold Smoker 

A blowjob with a mouth full of ice cubes.
I got a cold smoker from Daphne last night. She did a great job of keeping the ice and my rod in her mouth with no drooling.
Cold Smoker by chachmaster420 November 16, 2011

Cold Smokey 

A term loosley used to describe having sex without a condom.
"After slamming a high number of keystone lights, Doug got poopchute drunk and a 220lb party bison found him half passed out on a couch, jumped on his dick and he stuck it in cold smokey."
Cold Smokey by wagz February 26, 2008

smoking cold 

When you beer is so cold the frost cloud rolls down the side of the can/glass.
Hard day at work, I need a smoking cold Budweiser!
smoking cold by evol65 June 11, 2015
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026