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jackerbating 

Yesterday I walked in on my roommate jackerbating on the couch again
jackerbating by teenwolf&wolverine February 20, 2011

jackerbating 

to ejecaulate with lots of emotion and hardness; to masturbate with lots of force
Brandon Penton was jackerbating with his friend Owen Strassner; and Brandon Penton jizzed on Owen's cabinents.
jackerbating by Brazzzerss May 23, 2010

Jankerbating 

Going into a port-a-potty in 100+ Degree weather and trying to rub one out while smelling festering shit inside.
soldier one "Yo, that port-a-potty is like a sauna"

Soldier two "I bet, its 120 degrees out here"

Soldier one "Yeah, that thing was perfect for Jankerbating."
Jankerbating by Chi-boy May 21, 2013

Jackturbating 

The Act of Jacking off while saying you're masturbating while mistaking it for fapturbating, which means you are jackturbating.
Simon was Jackturbating to Haylee Williams voice in Airplanes 1 & 2.

Dude I just jackturbated all over the Palringo Chat.

I don't masturbate.....I jackturbate!!!!
Jackturbating by AproSamurai June 21, 2010

jazzerbating 

the art of whacking off intensely while either watching a workout tape or listening to a classical jazz dance piece.

Note: You must be using either a dumbell or a medicine ball to complete this act!
Dude i was jazzerbating while watching my mom's "Totally Abs" workout tape!
jazzerbating by Guidz August 29, 2006
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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