LASB

Life Altering Shit Bomb

The Dr. gave me a LASB today, apparently I have Space Herpes.
It was a LASB when I learned that Jim Lahey died.

LASB by Bearded Canuck 613 May 2, 2019

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LASB

Lazy ass slug-butt.

Our plumber had a wee wedgey of sunburn on his LASB!

LASB by Treedog May 20, 2010

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lasbian • LASB • lasbaher

lasbaher

Slang for a hateful woman with nazi ideology.

I heard lasbaher is starting work on the 4th reich!
Let's get the jews out of here. They are in danger of the incoming lasbaher

lasbaher by Julijlover69 April 26, 2022

Lasbian

(Noun)- A foreign born misogynist man that derives joy in bickering with women as they secretly desire to be one.

Roderick claims he's not gay no more, he likes womens. He's a lasbian.

Lasbian by ssSavageQueen July 16, 2017

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lasbian

a dyke-ish whore that takes cock sometimes

Virgnia is such a lasbian all teh time

lasbian by virgniaisnice March 27, 2011

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Lasbian

A man who is attracted to another man. Exclusive to men only. Supposed to be the opposition of Lesbian.

She's a lesbian while he is a lasbian.

Lasbian by OBiffle2 May 31, 2024

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

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