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paypal'd 

(1) Past tense of transitive verb "to paypal", i.e., to make a secure online transaction through electronic payment service Paypal.

(2) An excited utterance to proclaim on a music-obsessed web message board such as TermBo that you have already purchased a very recently announced new record, cassette, or other limited-availability merchandise item. This may be perceived by the poster to earn cred points especially if they reply "paypal'd!" within mere minutes of the original announcement being posted by the merchandiser.
(Def. 1)
Original thread post (posted mm/dd/yyyy at 2:00 pm):
I am now taking limited pre-orders for the new one-sided 12-inch EP by River of Electrocuted Slugs, featuring three original songs and their absolutely bonkers cover of "Chromosome Damage" by Chrome. Described by hot-shit bloggers as "the dystopic-dance/synthpunk answer to Electric Eels, or like a Beefheart-damaged Nervous Gender." Limited to 400, the first 100 orders will be on white/green splatter vinyl with an etching on side blank. No multiple orders, please. $13 ppd in USA...paypal funds to bluntsleazy (AT) xxxxx (DOT) com. International orders and distros, get in touch at same address.

first reply (posted mm/dd/yyyy at 2:01 pm):
PAYPAL'D!

(Def. 2)
Post A: "Halfway across the country on tour, my balls were itching so bad, but then it just sorta stopped, but then I smelled these gnarly fumes the next time I sat for a ruthless duke, and I was like...whoa...WTF is this filmy cocoon around my balls? It looked and felt just like Vic's Vapo-Rub! Some kinda white/gray viscous sebaceous secretion. But whatever, man...I was just glad that the pain of that itching was over. So as I sit here typing this to you now, I'm thinking of scraping this off and saving it for later.

Post B: "This sounds like the answer to my needs last time Drippy Kids went on tour. Save some for me, too, please!"

Post C: "Paypal'd!"
paypal'd by DJ Rick May 20, 2010
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Papal Delights

A specific workout done on a bench/machine in which the user moves only the body-- from the waist up-- in quick downward motions, working out the abs. It simultaneously satisfies and titilates the pope, cardinals, and assorted clergy.
Dan: Man my abs hurt, I did about 100 Papal delights.
August: Dude, sounds rough.

Pope: Mmmm
Papal Delights by Kneegrowmancer October 25, 2007

Papal Dispensation 

The ejaculate caught by a condom.

A properly worn condom is not tight around the tip of the penis, as you are supposed to leave a small reservoir to catch semen. Especially when full, this reservoir resembles the Pope's mitre.
You know you've got a bitch by the ovaries when you can make her drink your papal dispensation!

Payal Priya Dehuri

A person with beautiful heart. Try to understand her and you will get the best of her. A loyal friend.
My friend Payal Priya Dehuri is so loyal she is my best friend.
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026