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discomfuckulated 

The state of being completely and utterly confused beyond any hope.
"That lecturer discomfuckulated me with all his bullshit."
discomfuckulated by Narog August 20, 2004

disconfuckulated 

to mess somthing up beyond reconition; to screw up badly.
"That picture is so disconfuckulated that i cant tell what it is!}"
disconfuckulated by ReBeL rEd August 4, 2007

disconfuckulated 

confused and just a tad angry
After the party Brad woke up in the shower naked with a vacuum, a jar of peanut butter and the family Pit Bull making him feel completely disconfuckulated.

discomfuckulated 

To be torn apart.

To have the confusion of a distant memory with an acorn and 6 monkeys in an onion patch.
"I feel so discomfuckulated yo"

"I'm discomfuckulated like a shitstorm"
discomfuckulated by Shakey228 March 6, 2009

Disconfuckulated 

The feeling you get when you see someone so good looking and your heart starts beating and you hit a blank and all of a sudden become nervous, yet brave and excited by looking at the person
Nicole :Dude! I just disconfuckulated myself man!!

Jenna: why??

Nicole : there was this Fucking hot dude at the shops today and it just happened man
Disconfuckulated by . X_L@ux_X. April 11, 2019
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026