ASSghani Share definition Flag A slang term used for Afghani people. It is a word play on Afghani. Hey man, I was in Kabul yesterday at the UN Hospital but we were swarmed by a group of Assghani kids begging for money. ASSghani by mantueater May 13, 2010 0 0 Get merch Get the ASSghani mug. Buy Now ā $32.95 See more merch