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N: The Alaskan Underground Football League, Also known as the AUFL, started by a group of individuals sometimes known as the "Goon Squad" or "Goonies", usually played on a random local field, and joined up by random people via word-of-mouth, so long as they abide by the rules of the AUFL:

The AU RULE( Golden Rule)- The Goon Squad are in charge of, and collectively control every apect/operation of the AUFL and it's affiliates.

1. Games are never cancelled due to weather.

2. No cryin, whining, moaning, or complaining of any kind is allowed.

3. The minimum number of people on each team is five.

4. You are responsible for your own well being, and any injury sustained from gameplay is either your own failure as a player or no one's.

5. No eye gouging, fish hooking, or other illegal acts of conduct.

6. Membership is free.

7. Must remember, it's just a game!

8. Individual Game Rules vary, as determined by the Goon Squad and it's affiliates.
"I heard the Goonies were playin an AUFL game in town today, I wonder where it'll be at?"

" I don't know, but I'm gonna find out! I love playing AUFL games! Two hand touch is for sissies!"
AUFL by KenaiSloth May 12, 2010
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1. Man I am so aufluting right know

2.His hair is so auflute
Auflute by Piratewolf June 12, 2010
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AUFLS: Ass Ugly Friends who will want to Leave Syndrome. They seem to always be around beautiful women, mostly to make your life miserable and painful as you try and work your way around them and to your true target.
Jim: Damn that is one bad case of AUFLS you just got.
Patrick: DAMN IT ALL!
AUFLS by AdolescentWit June 21, 2009
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

love peace and chicken grease 

"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
Word of the Day on June 24, 2026
slip of the tongue perhaps,
Those idiots who drive around in a ridiculously raised pick up truck, making a top heavy vehicle even more top heavy and unstable
A:*gah*
B: "Whats the matter"
A: This dam prickup is blinding me.
B: Stupid thing's, as if there lights weren't blinding enough as it is.
prickup by lunasea September 28, 2009
Word of the Day on June 23, 2026