Spadge

My opinion is practical

it's not cool just because someone says it is. e.g
"i heard that new film is awesome."
"nah, that's spadge!"

by Spadge Loski March 08, 2004

spadge

someone in authority who thinks they can get away with anything

mix of police badge and comes from saying that a police badge is a 'do whatever you want and get away with it badge'

D:Mr Stokes sent me out of class today

F:He's a spadge him

by Brian Carvalho July 24, 2023

spadge

British: A loving term for a young son or grandson - used by Dad or Grandad - perhaps originally from Lancashire.

"Howdey little spadge"

by Norman Howard September 14, 2005

spadge

British: A young person, usually used by aunts or uncles

Hello my little spadge!

by Ultrelusive August 12, 2005

spadge

To slap someone in the face with your schlong.

She was pissing me off, so I gave her a good spadging. That shut the bitch up!

or

He called me a ponce, so I had to spadge the fucker.

by Tex56789 May 11, 2006

spadge

Used in the Welsh valleys as an alternative to mate or friend, the shortened form of 'spa' is also acceptable.

'Oh spadge, I'm a fuckin' inbred valleys moron'

by ^Azrael^ July 23, 2004

spadge

a lady's honey-pot, see also vagine

*post-coital* I think I need a spadge transplant.

by battlestar cintastica November 20, 2010