Blaisus

1. Someone who magically appears right when food has been prepared and awkwardly lingers until given some.

" Yo bro! Don't be blaisus!!!"

"No one likes a blaisus"

"Yo man, you hungry? Naw, I just pulled a blaisus on the kids down the hall that hit on your girl friend."

Blaisus by Mr. Trailblaisus April 28, 2010

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Blaissez faire

A free market smoke session with copious amounts of greens and minimal government intervention.

It was mad hard getting a hit in that blaissez faire.

Blaissez faire and John Adams?

Blaissez faire by sohney April 1, 2008

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Related Words

Blaisus • Blaisesexual • Blaisse • Blaissez faire • Chris Blaisure • Schwanzus Blasus

Blaisesexual

When u are In love with Blaise from Harry Potter

Boy:Can I get your number

Y/N:No Im blaisesexual

Blaisesexual by multix.edit_aidan My tt December 31, 2020

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Chris Blaisure

A guy who loves fantasy baseball more than his own wife, and who has been known to cry when he gets too much sand in his vagina. Half of his friends are unemployed and the other half deal ecstasy.

I can't go to the beach, because then I'll cry like Chris Blaisure.

Chris Blaisure by Hasan J August 5, 2009

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Schwanzus Blasus

A mixture of the german and latin form of telling somebody to suck your dick.

A: Hey you over there! Schwanzus Blasus!
B: No you perv! Suck yourself!

Schwanzus Blasus by .NINO February 25, 2019

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Blaisse

Blaisse is a faithful and loving person, he is always there if you need him

Blaisse the most handsome in the world

Blaisse by Sthayzeer November 23, 2021

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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