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gilmoreism 

A phrase that one of the Gilmore girls uses. Often a reference to pop-culture or politics.
Person 1: "Look who died and made you Hayley Mills."

Person 2: "That is totally a Gilmoreism!"
gilmoreism by SamanthaGilmore October 30, 2007

Gilmorian Hot Pocket 

When a Gilmorian shoves his penis up a Yamaha 450's exhaust pipe and proceeds to exelerate in first gear and half throttle until he ejaculates into the exhaust pipe propelling him into space 70 million light years away.
"Did you see Riley doing the Gilmorian Hot Pocket the other day?"

"Yeah haven't seen him since"

Gilmorians crummy surprise 

when a gilmorian shoves a stale moist baguette down his urethra and proceeds to cum in his misses leaving a pool of crummy cum in her. Ultimately finishing of with a nice tasty 69
Yo man I had the best night with me misses i gave her the gilmorians crummy surprise

gilmoreism 

1. Republican political philosophy characterized by extreme short-term thinking and manipulation of a single issue for temporary gain. 2. Fiscal misgovernment resulting from extreme short-term thinking and a shallow approach to social responsibility. 3. The combination of extreme short-term thinking with zealotry and manipulation of social and cultural issues like right-to-die cases. 4. The dominant philosophy of the Republican Party (USA) since the late 1990s.
The George W. Bush administration is Gilmoreism armed with nuclear weapons.
gilmoreism by LCL November 8, 2005

gilmoresgg

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gilmoresgg by gilmoregirls.com March 7, 2022
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
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